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Sorry you'll never make as much as Mitt Romney pays in taxes.

Sorry you can't blame steroids for your genitalia's size and dysfunction

Sorry your MBA is now worth as much as my MFA

Sorry you can't vote because of your felony conviction

I'm always available to discuss your problems via text

Sorry your car is a piece of shit

I'm so grateful I don't have to deal with the grief of you dying

Sorry you've gone batshit bonkers

A wardrobe upgrade is a difficult time in any man's life

Sorry a magazine you never read gave a fake award to the wrong handsome movie star

Sorry people make fun of your email address

Sorry your kid sucks at sports

Sorry Hustler is the only magazine where your mom would be featured getting her boobs sucked.

Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday

Sorry I can't empathize with the pain over your team losing

Sorry your compelling company name is impossible to spell, pronounce, or remember

I feel somewhat responsible for how you're feeling

Sorry Bin Laden died in a mansion and you still have roommates

At least when you die you won't have to read people's tweets about your death

Sorry your professional team's success didn't make your city any less bush-league

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