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Sorry a complete stranger is privy to your yeast infection

I just realized we're too old to be the young guys cougars would consider for filthy intergenerational sex

Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports-related

Sorry your compelling company name is impossible to spell, pronounce, or remember

Sorry your car is a piece of shit

Sorry your career choice required changing your name to something not Jewish-sounding

Sorry you can't vote because of your felony conviction

Sorry a self-help book has made you temporarily insane

Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired

Sorry you've gone batshit bonkers

My condolences on losing your balls

Sorry, without any irony

Sorry your professional team's success didn't make your city any less bush-league

Sorry I can't empathize with the pain over your team losing

Sorry that guy you dumped is now rich and famous

Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again

Sorry you have a .net

Let me know if you want to have a serious talk peppered with humorous movie quotes

Maybe you'll feel better knowing I won money on your team's loss

Sorry your vacation will eventually end

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