Apr. 26th, 2012
Congratulations to John Edwards on not having a job this Take Your Child to Work Day.
Apr. 28th, 2011
Taking your kids to work is a great way to combine the two most annoying things in your life.
Apr. 26th, 2011
Today our office will be overrun by smaller and even whinier versions of ourselves.
Apr. 22nd, 2010
I'm letting my son create all my someecards today so he can see what Daddy does all day.
Apr. 20th, 2009
I wanted to bring my kids to work but they couldn't get the day off.
Apr. 19th, 2009
Take your kids to work day gives me a chance to judge your spawn on something other then their crappy art work.
Apr. 20th, 2010
I'm glad I don't work in a Catholic church on Take Your Children to Work Day.
Apr. 22nd, 2009
I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living.
Apr. 22nd, 2009
Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise.
Apr. 22nd, 2009
I think Take Your Children to Work Day is the perfect opportunity to use my toddler to make my boss feel guilty about possibly laying me off.
Apr. 20th, 2009
When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there.
Apr. 19th, 2009
Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work.
Apr. 17th, 2009
I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.
Feb. 19th, 2009
Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.
Apr. 20th, 2008
This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy.
Apr. 17th, 2008
Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day.
Apr. 17th, 2008
I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports.
Apr. 17th, 2008
Good luck convincing your kids you do anything.
Apr. 17th, 2008
I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip.
Apr. 17th, 2008
I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work.