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    Taking your kids to work is a great way to combine the two most annoying things in your life.

    Taking your kids to work is a great way to combine the two most annoying things in your life

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    Sorry your child told your boss what you really think.

    Sorry your child told your boss what you really think

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    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work.

    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work

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    Congratulations to John Edwards on not having a job this Take Your Child to Work Day.

    Congratulations to John Edwards on not having a job this Take Your Child to Work Day

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    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip.

    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip

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    I'm glad I don't work in a Catholic church on Take Your Children to Work Day.

    I'm glad I don't work in a Catholic church on Take Your Children to Work Day

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    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything.

    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything

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    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work.

    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work

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    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports.

    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports

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    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there.

    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there

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    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day.

    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day

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    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living.

    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living

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    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy.

    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy

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    Today our office will be overrun by smaller and even whinier versions of ourselves.

    Today our office will be overrun by smaller and even whinier versions of ourselves

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    Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise.

    Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise

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    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

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    I think Take Your Children to Work Day is the perfect opportunity to use my toddler to make my boss feel guilty about possibly laying me off.

    I think Take Your Children to Work Day is the perfect opportunity to use my toddler to make my boss feel guilty about possibly laying me off.

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    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

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    I wanted to bring my kids to work but they couldn't get the day off.

    I wanted to bring my kids to work but they couldn't get the day off.

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    Take your kids to work day gives me a chance to judge your spawn on something other then their crappy art work.

    Take your kids to work day gives me a chance to judge your spawn on something other then their crappy art work.

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