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    Taking your kids to work is a great way to combine the two most annoying things in your life.

    Taking your kids to work is a great way to combine the two most annoying things in your life

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    Today our office will be overrun by smaller and even whinier versions of ourselves.

    Today our office will be overrun by smaller and even whinier versions of ourselves

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    Let's hope bringing their children to work will help keep air traffic controllers awake.

    Let's hope bringing their children to work will help keep air traffic controllers awake

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    I'm letting my son create all my someecards today so he can see what Daddy does all day.

    I'm letting my son create all my someecards today so he can see what Daddy does all day.

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    I wanted to bring my kids to work but they couldn't get the day off.

    I wanted to bring my kids to work but they couldn't get the day off.

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    Take your kids to work day gives me a chance to judge your spawn on something other then their crappy art work.

    Take your kids to work day gives me a chance to judge your spawn on something other then their crappy art work.

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    I'm glad I don't work in a Catholic church on Take Your Children to Work Day.

    I'm glad I don't work in a Catholic church on Take Your Children to Work Day

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    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living.

    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living

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    Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise.

    Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise

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    I think Take Your Children to Work Day is the perfect opportunity to use my toddler to make my boss feel guilty about possibly laying me off.

    I think Take Your Children to Work Day is the perfect opportunity to use my toddler to make my boss feel guilty about possibly laying me off.

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    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there.

    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there

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    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work.

    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work

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    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

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    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

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    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy.

    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy

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    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day.

    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day

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    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports.

    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports

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    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything.

    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything

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    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip.

    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip

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    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work.

    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work

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