


I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living

Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise

When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there

Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work

This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy

I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip

I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work
Today's an important opportunity for children to learn how to desperately cling to jobs they despise
When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there
Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work
This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy