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    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there.

    When you see me and my kids today, please act like I still work there

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    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work.

    Please be aware that all children visiting the office today will be expected to do actual work

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    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

    I'm bringing my kids to work so they can see why I'm such a bitch when I get home.

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    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

    Taking my kid to work will only further reinforce my fear that I can be easily replaced by a six year old.

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    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy.

    This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy

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    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day.

    Sorry you're unemployed on Take Your Child To Work Day

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    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports.

    I can't wait to show my kids how to file expense reports

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    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything.

    Good luck convincing your kids you do anything

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    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip.

    I'd be happy to teach your kids the nuances of mindless Web browsing and cruel office gossip

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    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work.

    I wish you were less excited about me bringing my daughter to work

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    Sorry your child told your boss what you really think.

    Sorry your child told your boss what you really think

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