Having a friend like you could conceivably be some sort of tax deduction.
I'm seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison.
You should deduct your boob job since it helps keep you gainfully employed.
I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent.
I hope your audit doesn't reveal any of your extramarital affairs.
I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are.
My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes.
Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.
Sorry you don't believe in paying taxes or in the federal prison system that will soon house you.
I fondly remember our tax-deductible times together.
It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little "single" box on your tax return.
I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.
Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me.
I live in fear of someone putting my tax returns on Pinterest.
Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.
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