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  • Apr. 17th, 2012

    Remember to pay your taxes so the Secret Service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with Colombian hookers.

    Remember to pay your taxes so the Secret Service doesn't have to haggle over $47 with Colombian hookers.

  • Apr. 17th, 2012

    I live in fear of someone putting my tax returns on Pinterest.

    I live in fear of someone putting my tax returns on Pinterest.

  • Apr. 17th, 2012

    Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me.

    Tax Day is the one day of the year I disappoint the government as much as it disappoints me.

  • Apr. 16th, 2012

    I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.

    I wish complaining about taxes was tax deductible.

  • Apr. 14th, 2011

    I think even the IRS is starting to feel bad about how long I've been single.

    I think even the IRS is starting to feel bad about how long I've been single.

  • Mar. 30th, 2010

    Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.

    Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.

  • Apr. 12th, 2009

    Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year.

    Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year.

  • Apr. 12th, 2009

    Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes.

    Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes.

  • Apr. 12th, 2009

    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

  • Apr. 12th, 2008

    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little "single" box on your tax return.

  • Apr. 6th, 2008

    I fondly remember our tax-deductible times together.

    I fondly remember our tax-deductible times together.

  • Apr. 6th, 2008

    Sorry you don't believe in paying taxes or in the federal prison system that will soon house you.

    Sorry you don't believe in paying taxes or in the federal prison system that will soon house you.

  • Apr. 6th, 2008

    Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.

    Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.

  • Apr. 6th, 2008

    My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes.

    My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes.

  • Apr. 6th, 2008

    I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are.

    I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are.

  • Apr. 5th, 2008

    I hope your audit doesn't reveal any of your extramarital affairs.

    I hope your audit doesn't reveal any of your extramarital affairs.

  • Apr. 5th, 2008

    I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent.

    I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent.

  • Apr. 5th, 2008

    You should deduct your boob job since it helps keep you gainfully employed.

    You should deduct your boob job since it helps keep you gainfully employed.

  • Apr. 5th, 2008

    Sorry for evading taxes.

    Sorry for evading taxes.

  • Mar. 28th, 2008

    I'm seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison.

    I'm seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison.

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