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    I think even the IRS is starting to feel bad about how long I've been single.

    I think even the IRS is starting to feel bad about how long I've been single

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    Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government.

    Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government

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    Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year.

    Curious if you know of any tax breaks for people who didn't commit a heinous financial crime this year

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    Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes.

    Taking me out for my birthday seems extravagant in this economy so I'd prefer if you just paid my taxes

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    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket

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    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little 'single' box on your tax return.

    It must be nice to no longer have to check the sad little "single" box on your tax return

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    I fondly remember our tax-deductible times together.

    I fondly remember our tax-deductible times together

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    Sorry you don't believe in paying taxes or in the federal prison system that will soon house you.

    Sorry you don't believe in paying taxes or in the federal prison system that will soon house you

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    Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity.

    Tax season is when you get to experience the real benefits of pretending to give to charity

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    My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes.

    My taxes are extremely high because I'm too cheap to pay someone to do my taxes

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    I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are.

    I will love you no matter how dissimilar our tax brackets are

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    I hope your audit doesn't reveal any of your extramarital affairs.

    I hope your audit doesn't reveal any of your extramarital affairs

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    I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent.

    I know we've barely met but I wanted to say thanks for letting me claim you as a dependent

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    You should deduct your boob job since it helps keep you gainfully employed.

    You should deduct your boob job since it helps keep you gainfully employed

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    Sorry for evading taxes.

    Sorry for evading taxes

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    I'm seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison.

    I'm seeking a tax return high enough to just barely keep me out of prison

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    Having a friend like you could conceivably be some sort of tax deduction.

    Having a friend like you could conceivably be some sort of tax deduction

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