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  • Jan. 18th, 2009

    Thank you for the gift, party, dinner, or other gesture that required significantly more consideration than this ecard.

    Thank you for the gift, party, dinner, or other gesture that required significantly more consideration than this ecard.

  • Jul. 28th, 2010

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

  • Aug. 13th, 2007

    Thanks for being my bitch.

    Thanks for being my bitch.

  • Jun. 16th, 2009

    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

  • Feb. 17th, 2008

    Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.

    Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.

  • Sep. 15th, 2007

    Thanks for the awkward embrace.

    Thanks for the awkward embrace.

  • Dec. 30th, 2008

    Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me.

    Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me.

  • Sep. 30th, 2007

    Thanks for receiving or entertaining guests in a social or official capacity.

    Thanks for receiving or entertaining guests in a social or official capacity.

  • Aug. 25th, 2007

    Thanks for always staying faithful to me to my knowledge.

    Thanks for always staying faithful to me to my knowledge.

  • Jun. 23rd, 2010

    Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

    Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

  • Sep. 10th, 2009

    Thanks for always waiting until the end of my presentations to tell me I'm full of shit.

    Thanks for always waiting until the end of my presentations to tell me I'm full of shit.

  • Jun. 16th, 2007

    Thanks for being a job reference despite what you know.

    Thanks for being a job reference despite what you know.

  • Sep. 15th, 2010

    Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me.

    Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me.

  • Apr. 26th, 2007

    Thanks for not judging my eating disorder.

    Thanks for not judging my eating disorder.

  • Jul. 16th, 2008

    Thanks for rarely mentioning my hideous pit stains.

    Thanks for rarely mentioning my hideous pit stains.

  • Nov. 7th, 2007

    Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline.

    Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline.

  • Dec. 19th, 2008

    Thanks for finally clarifying for me what type of build a woman would have if she selected 'stocky' in her online dating profile.

    Thanks for finally clarifying for me what type of build a woman would have if she selected "stocky" in her online dating profile.

  • Apr. 25th, 2009

    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

  • May. 25th, 2009

    Thank you for your service to our country even though it means you can't be here to service me.

    Thank you for your service to our country even though it means you can't be here to service me.

  • Dec. 20th, 2008

    Thanks for giving me a name that no one can spell or pronounce just to satisfy your own ego.

    Thanks for giving me a name that no one can spell or pronounce just to satisfy your own ego.

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