Thanks Ecards /  Displaying 1- 20 of 120 Card ViewIcon View

  • Nov. 29th, 2011

    Thank you for thinking I'm thin enough to have an eating disorder.

    Thank you for thinking I'm thin enough to have an eating disorder.

  • May. 29th, 2011

    Thanks for the pity 'Like'.

    Thanks for the pity 'Like'.

  • May. 19th, 2011

    Thank you for always hiding how fat I am when you post pictures of me online.

    Thank you for always hiding how fat I am when you post pictures of me online.

  • Mar. 16th, 2011

    Thanks for always waiting at least a few hours after a major international tragedy to make jokes about it.

    Thanks for always waiting at least a few hours after a major international tragedy to make jokes about it.

  • Mar. 9th, 2011

    Thanks for always taking me back when my mission to find a boyfriend with less baggage than you keeps failing.

    Thanks for always taking me back when my mission to find a boyfriend with less baggage than you keeps failing.

  • Sep. 15th, 2010

    Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me.

    Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me.

  • Sep. 14th, 2010

    Thanks for going to great lengths to make me feel okay about the size of my penis.

    Thanks for going to great lengths to make me feel okay about the size of my penis.

  • Jul. 28th, 2010

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

  • Jun. 23rd, 2010

    Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

    Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

  • Jun. 10th, 2010

    Thanks for inviting me out when you thought I already had plans.

    Thanks for inviting me out when you thought I already had plans.

  • Jun. 5th, 2010

    Thanks for the courtesy like on my Facebook status.

    Thanks for the courtesy like on my Facebook status.

  • Sep. 18th, 2009

    Thanks for not noticing that my hobbies are all thinly veiled suicide attempts.

    Thanks for not noticing that my hobbies are all thinly veiled suicide attempts.

  • Sep. 14th, 2009

    Thanks for keeping your germ-infested hands away from my shit.

    Thanks for keeping your germ-infested hands away from my shit.

  • Sep. 10th, 2009

    Thanks for always waiting until the end of my presentations to tell me I'm full of shit.

    Thanks for always waiting until the end of my presentations to tell me I'm full of shit.

  • Sep. 9th, 2009

    Thank you for keeping my pet alive while I was having fun this weekend.

    Thank you for keeping my pet alive while I was having fun this weekend.

  • Aug. 19th, 2009

    Thanks for leaving work exceptionally early today so that I didn't look bad for sneaking out at 4:45.

    Thanks for leaving work exceptionally early today so that I didn't look bad for sneaking out at 4:45.

  • Jul. 15th, 2009

    Thanks for taking the picture we obviously didn't want you in.

    Thanks for taking the picture we obviously didn't want you in.

  • Jun. 21st, 2009

    Thank you for not judging me out loud.

    Thank you for not judging me out loud.

  • Apr. 25th, 2009

    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

  • Jun. 16th, 2009

    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

DON'T MISS THIS