


Thanks for going through the motions of asking how my vacation was

Thanks for showing you gave the matter some thought by starting your email with "hmm"

Thanks for covering for me the day I was home sick and the subsequent days I was home dicking around

Thanks for thinking of me after eight shots, nine beers, and a half-gram of coke

Thanks for tagging me in a Facebook photo that I immediately untagged because I didn't look amazing

Thanks for offering to help me move after you knew I hired movers

Thanks for taking one hand off your BlackBerry to finger-bang me