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    Thanks for setting the bar so low.

    Thanks for setting the bar so low

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    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death.

    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death

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    Thanks for wearing that outfit I like.

    Thanks for wearing that outfit I like

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    Thanks for trying to understand what it is I do.

    Thanks for trying to understand what it is I do

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    Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive.

    Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive

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    Thanks for telling me I'm not the kind of person you'd expect to be on a dating site after we met on a dating site.

    Thanks for telling me I'm not the kind of person you'd expect to be on a dating site after we met on a dating site

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    Thanks for informing me that my mailbox is over its size limit.

    Thanks for informing me that my mailbox is over its size limit

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    Thanks for understanding it was just a formality when I asked if you needed anything.

    Thanks for understanding it was just a formality when I asked if you needed anything

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    Thanks for not embarrassing me in front of my parents.

    Thanks for not embarrassing me in front of my parents

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    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage.

    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage

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    Thanks for never telling me about experimenting with dudes if you ever did.

    Thanks for never telling me about experimenting with dudes if you ever did

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    Thanks for trying to behave like a human being.

    Thanks for trying to behave like a human being

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    Thanks for not inviting me into any confusing and pointless Facebook applications.

    Thanks for not inviting me into any confusing and pointless Facebook applications

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    Thanks for not telling the person I'm dating what a disaster I am.

    Thanks for not telling the person I'm dating what a disaster I am

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    Thanks for being my beard.

    Thanks for being my beard

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    Thanks for not getting divorced.

    Thanks for not getting divorced

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    Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk.

    Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk

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    Thanks for the obligatory couples get-together.

    Thanks for the obligatory couples get-together

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    Thanks for bringing me to the weirdest party in history.

    Thanks for bringing me to the weirdest party in history

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    Thanks for keeping me awake with your body odor.

    Thanks for keeping me awake with your body odor

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