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    Thanks for always pulling my finger.

    Thanks for always pulling my finger

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    Thanks for yelling the right name during sex.

    Thanks for yelling the right name during sex

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    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to enjoy a depressing meal by myself.

    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to enjoy a depressing meal by myself

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    Thanks for making my life so much better by calling from a landline.

    Thanks for making my life so much better by calling from a landline

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    Thanks for pretending to like sports.

    Thanks for pretending to like sports

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    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death.

    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death

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    Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze.

    Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze

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    Thanks for ejaculating elsewhere.

    Thanks for ejaculating elsewhere

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    Thanks for being my beard.

    Thanks for being my beard

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    Thanks for receiving or entertaining guests in a social or official capacity.

    Thanks for receiving or entertaining guests in a social or official capacity

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    Thanks for not telling the person I'm dating what a disaster I am.

    Thanks for not telling the person I'm dating what a disaster I am

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    Thanks for trying to behave like a human being.

    Thanks for trying to behave like a human being

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    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage.

    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage

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    Thanks for making me feel better about my own problems.

    Thanks for making me feel better about my own problems

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    Thanks for the unqualified medical advice.

    Thanks for the unqualified medical advice

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    Thanks for stealing my abominable spouse.

    Thanks for stealing my abominable spouse

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    Thanks for the awkward embrace.

    Thanks for the awkward embrace

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    Thanks for tentatively accepting.

    Thanks for tentatively accepting

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    Thanks for going through the motions of asking how my vacation was.

    Thanks for going through the motions of asking how my vacation was

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    Thanks for the mercy fuck.

    Thanks for the mercy fuck

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