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    Thank you for the gift, party, dinner, or other gesture that required significantly more consideration than this ecard.

    Thank you for the gift, party, dinner, or other gesture that required significantly more consideration than this ecard

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    Thank you for being so terrible at our job that I look like a superstar in comparison.

    Thank you for being so terrible at our job that I look like a superstar in comparison.

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    Thanks for making me feel better about my own problems.

    Thanks for making me feel better about my own problems

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    Thanks for all the time you spend listening to me complain about not having enough time.

    Thanks for all the time you spend listening to me complain about not having enough time.

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    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death.

    Thanks for not pressuring me to drink myself to death

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    Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline.

    Thanks for occasionally looking above my neckline

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    Thanks for leaving work exceptionally early today so that I didn't look bad for sneaking out at 4:45.

    Thanks for leaving work exceptionally early today so that I didn't look bad for sneaking out at 4:45.

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    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

    Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family.

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    Thank you for your service to our country even though it means you can't be here to service me.

    Thank you for your service to our country even though it means you can't be here to service me.

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    Thank you for managing to eat dinner without posting pictures of it on Instagram.

    Thank you for managing to eat dinner without posting pictures of it on Instagram.

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    Thank you for understanding that I didn't want you at my wedding even though I invited you.

    Thank you for understanding that I didn't want you at my wedding even though I invited you.

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    Thanks for giving me a name that no one can spell or pronounce just to satisfy your own ego.

    Thanks for giving me a name that no one can spell or pronounce just to satisfy your own ego.

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    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

    Thanks for having a friend desperate enough to have sex with me.

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    Thanks for not noticing that my hobbies are all thinly veiled suicide attempts.

    Thanks for not noticing that my hobbies are all thinly veiled suicide attempts.

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    You've made me less unhappy than usual.

    You've made me less unhappy than usual.

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    Thank you for keeping my pet alive while I was having fun this weekend.

    Thank you for keeping my pet alive while I was having fun this weekend.

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    Thanks for listening to my problem and somehow making it about you.

    Thanks for listening to my problem and somehow making it about you.

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    Thanks for listening to me drone on about my failed relationship with a person I was never even in a relationship with.

    Thanks for listening to me drone on about my failed relationship with a person I was never even in a relationship with.

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    Thank you for saying no when I asked if you needed help moving.

    Thank you for saying no when I asked if you needed help moving.

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    Thank you for always hiding how fat I am when you post pictures of me online.

    Thank you for always hiding how fat I am when you post pictures of me online.

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