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  • Nov. 23rd, 2008

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone as ungrateful as me.

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone as ungrateful as me.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    I've started collating topics for dinner conversation.

    I've started collating topics for dinner conversation.

  • Nov. 22nd, 2011

    I'm thankful for holidays that don't force me to reflect on being thankful.

    I'm thankful for holidays that don't force me to reflect on being thankful.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    My parents will be here soon.

    My parents will be here soon.

  • Nov. 17th, 2011

    Let's get together before Thanksgiving so I can enjoy the slimmer and saner version of you.

    Let's get together before Thanksgiving so I can enjoy the slimmer and saner version of you.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    Hell, I love every one of you wacky bastards.

    Hell, I love every one of you wacky bastards.

  • Nov. 24th, 2010

    Sorry this Thanksgiving you could really use those canned goods you donated last Thanksgiving.

    Sorry this Thanksgiving you could really use those canned goods you donated last Thanksgiving.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    If you don't like my cooking, I'll stick my head in the goddamn oven.

    If you don't like my cooking, I'll stick my head in the goddamn oven.

  • Nov. 17th, 2010

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone obsessively checking email on Thanksgiving.

    Happy Thanksgiving to someone obsessively checking email on Thanksgiving.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.

    Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.

  • Nov. 21st, 2011

    Congratulations to the Detroit Lions this Thanksgiving on no longer being as sad as Detroit.

    Congratulations to the Detroit Lions this Thanksgiving on no longer being as sad as Detroit.

  • Nov. 5th, 2008

    The rancor and pettiness of this election campaign has better prepared me to go home for Thanksgiving.

    The rancor and pettiness of this election campaign has better prepared me to go home for Thanksgiving.

  • Nov. 22nd, 2011

    If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Twilight movie.

    If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Twilight movie.

  • Apr. 16th, 2007

    Be thankful that only one-third of your family has been institutionalized.

    Be thankful that only one-third of your family has been institutionalized.

  • Oct. 16th, 2007

    My belt is already unbuckled.

    My belt is already unbuckled.

  • Nov. 16th, 2008

    I'm thankful for a holiday that doesn't require atonement or starvation.

    I'm thankful for a holiday that doesn't require atonement or starvation.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    I can't wait to nap through 85% of my visit home.

    I can't wait to nap through 85% of my visit home.

  • Nov. 16th, 2008

    In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation, thought I'd let you know up front that yes, I'm still single, and no, I still havent gotten a real job.

    In advance of our annual awkward Thanksgiving conversation, thought I'd let you know up front that yes, I'm still single, and no, I still havent gotten a real job.

  • Nov. 16th, 2011

    Let's give thanks neither of us is the person at the Thanksgiving table who went to Penn State.

    Let's give thanks neither of us is the person at the Thanksgiving table who went to Penn State.

  • Nov. 16th, 2008

    Now that I've lost my job, I imagine carving the turkey will be the only time this year I'll feel like a man.

    Now that I've lost my job, I imagine carving the turkey will be the only time this year I'll feel like a man.

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