There are no accidents in weather patterns.
finally a feminist snowstorm pic.twitter.com/QOYa214jdE— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) January 26, 2015
Last night's blizzard may have been a disappointment to New Yorkers hoping for a shorter work week, but it was a huge step forward for feminism.
Winter Storm Juno wasn't just named after a film written by and starring a woman, she was also shaped like a woman's external genitalia, complete with a little purple urethral orifice up by New Brunswick (hi, New Brunswick!). That means the storm's clitoris would be somewhere up by Prince Edward Island, which makes perfect sense.
We're on our way, ladies!