Being on the Supreme Court means no one can judge you.
Mr. President, you smell so good. (Getty)
During a talk at George Washington University, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg addressed comments that she appeared to be dozing off during President Obama's recent State of the Union address. You can judge for yourself:
Now that's adorable. Justice Ginsburg didn't refute the claims, explaining that she wasn't "100 percent sober." Her honor explained:
"Because before we went to the State of the Union, Justice Kennedy brought in … it was an Opus something or other, very fine California wine, and I vowed this year, just sparkling water, stay away from the wine, but in the end, the dinner was so delicious, it needed wine."
I don't think anyone can blame her. She's 81, and this is her 21st time sitting through one of these speeches. Why not hit a little of the grape to make it go by easier? Honestly, if I were Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I'd probably be drunk all the time. I don't know how else I could spend every day in the same room as Alito.
I rest my face. (Getty)