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  • Jul. 18th, 2011

    Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

    Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now.

  • Aug. 13th, 2010

    I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with.

    I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with.

  • Feb. 28th, 2010

    I just want you to know that Amish you.

    I just want you to know that Amish you.

  • May. 27th, 2009

    You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.

    You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.

  • Jun. 3rd, 2009

    I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet.

    I miss you like an old man's urine stream misses the toilet.

  • Jun. 11th, 2007

    Fucking you really turns me on.

    Fucking you really turns me on.

  • Jul. 19th, 2007

    I'm always completely available to help clean your body.

    I'm always completely available to help clean your body.

  • Sep. 30th, 2007

    I love to watch you sleep before I wake you up and nail you.

    I love to watch you sleep before I wake you up and nail you.

  • Jan. 23rd, 2012

    I love every part of you which can make me orgasm.

    I love every part of you which can make me orgasm.

  • Jul. 13th, 2007

    FYI, I'm building a shrine to your cock.

    FYI, I'm building a shrine to your cock.

  • Jun. 28th, 2007

    Just curious what you're doing and wearing right now.

    Just curious what you're doing and wearing right now.

  • Dec. 16th, 2007

    Marrying you was the best thing I've ever done for my vagina.

    Marrying you was the best thing I've ever done for my vagina.

  • Aug. 18th, 2010

    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

  • May. 17th, 2012

    I don't want to ruin what we have by actually being involved with you in any capacity.

    I don't want to ruin what we have by actually being involved with you in any capacity.

  • Aug. 5th, 2007

    You've officially earned access to every orifice.

    You've officially earned access to every orifice.

  • May. 5th, 2007

    Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.

    Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.

  • Aug. 3rd, 2010

    My vibrator and I are looking for a third.

    My vibrator and I are looking for a third.

  • Apr. 12th, 2007

    I still masturbate to you.

    I still masturbate to you.

  • Feb. 25th, 2010

    I'm gravely concerned about how well our relationship is going.

    I'm gravely concerned about how well our relationship is going.

  • Apr. 14th, 2007

    Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind.

    Even when we're 80 I will do you from behind.

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