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  • May. 14th, 2012

    If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.

    If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.

  • May. 17th, 2012

    I don't want to ruin what we have by actually being involved with you in any capacity.

    I don't want to ruin what we have by actually being involved with you in any capacity.

  • May. 8th, 2012

    I love you so much, sometimes I even think about you when we bang.

    I love you so much, sometimes I even think about you when we bang.

  • May. 4th, 2012

    I can't come to the phone right now because you're the one who's calling me.

    I can't come to the phone right now because you're the one who's calling me.

  • May. 3rd, 2012

    You'll make a great first wife someday.

    You'll make a great first wife someday.

  • May. 2nd, 2012

    Glad you finally found books to read that are as perverted as the porn I watch.

    Glad you finally found books to read that are as perverted as the porn I watch.

  • May. 1st, 2012

    Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.

    Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.

  • Apr. 13th, 2012

    Happy Friday the 13th to my favorite non-murderous Jason.

    Happy Friday the 13th to my favorite non-murderous Jason.

  • Feb. 17th, 2012

    Before you, my life was like watching a Knicks game without Jeremy Lin playing.

    Before you, my life was like watching a Knicks game without Jeremy Lin playing.

  • Jan. 23rd, 2012

    I love every part of you which can make me orgasm.

    I love every part of you which can make me orgasm.

  • Jan. 19th, 2012

    There's nobody I'd rather spend the rest of my life trying to change into someone else than you.

    There's nobody I'd rather spend the rest of my life trying to change into someone else than you.

  • Jan. 13th, 2012

    I'd rather pray for you than actually exert myself physically helping you.

    I'd rather pray for you than actually exert myself physically helping you.

  • Jan. 12th, 2012

    When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.

    When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.

  • Jan. 11th, 2012

    The GOP settling for Romney is a great reminder to thank you for settling for me.

    The GOP settling for Romney is a great reminder to thank you for settling for me.

  • Dec. 2nd, 2011

    Kudos for breaking the stereotype about terrible Asian drivers by not being Asian.

    Kudos for breaking the stereotype about terrible Asian drivers by not being Asian.

  • Nov. 27th, 2011

    I don't believe anything I read on Facebook, including my own status updates.

    I don't believe anything I read on Facebook, including my own status updates.

  • Nov. 22nd, 2011

    You are the automatic pop up ad of my existence.

    You are the automatic pop up ad of my existence.

  • Nov. 9th, 2011

    Let's take this relationship back online.

    Let's take this relationship back online.

  • Nov. 2nd, 2011

    Getting a man to deactivate his dating profile is the new marriage.

    Getting a man to deactivate his dating profile is the new marriage.

  • Oct. 5th, 2011

    I don't know what I would do without you, but I bet it's awesome.

    I don't know what I would do without you, but I bet it's awesome.

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