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    I'm willing to do whatever is convenient to keep this relationship afloat.

    I'm willing to do whatever is convenient to keep this relationship afloat.

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    I'm certain you'd like me more if you'd refer strictly to my carefully crafted facebook version of myself.

    I'm certain you'd like me more if you'd refer strictly to my carefully crafted facebook version of myself.

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    With you as my wife, there is nothing I can't do, except fuck other women.

    With you as my wife, there is nothing I can't do, except fuck other women.

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    The fact that you failed to spell check your online dating profile gives me serious doubts about your attention to detail in bed.

    The fact that you failed to spell check your online dating profile gives me serious doubts about your attention to detail in bed.

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    I'm not worried about you going out without me cause you get too drunk to have sex anyway.

    I'm not worried about you going out without me cause you get too drunk to have sex anyway

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    I know you enjoy doggy-style the best because you can't stand to see someone else having a good time.

    I know you enjoy doggy-style the best because you can't stand to see someone else having a good time.

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    You remind me of an ugly version of Steve Buscemi.

    You remind me of an ugly version of Steve Buscemi.

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    I love you even more than Mel Gibson hates your people.

    I love you even more than Mel Gibson hates your people.

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    You put the 'You' in Fuck You.

    You put the "You" in Fuck You.

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    I'm happy we're at a point in our relationship where you have told me about all the things I had already read about you on the internet.

    I'm happy we're at a point in our relationship where you have told me about all the things I had already read about you on the internet.

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    I wish I got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of me.

    I wish I got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of me

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    Never let anyone convince you that failure is not an option because it most certainly is.

    Never let anyone convince you that failure is not an option because it most certainly is.

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    There's not one thing wrong with you that several decades of intensive psychotherapy won't partially correct.

    There's not one thing wrong with you that several decades of intensive psychotherapy won't partially correct.

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    You are not paying me enough attention to notice that i am ignoring you.

    You are not paying me enough attention to notice that i am ignoring you.

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    I'm only awkward around you, friends, relatives and people I don't know.

    I'm only awkward around you, friends, relatives and people I don't know.

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    I want to know less about you.

    I want to know less about you.

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    I think we should start sexting other people.

    I think we should start sexting other people.

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    From the moment we met, I forgot about you.

    From the moment we met, I forgot about you.

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    I find it easy to act like I don't care because I don't.

    I find it easy to act like I don't care because I don't.

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    I'm going to start being more assertive if that's OK with you.

    I'm going to start being more assertive if that's OK with you.

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