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    I'd ejaculate into a cup for you

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    I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with

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    I like you even more than you like seemingly random crap on Facebook

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    Special Messages: You and me make sense (Max Silvestri)

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    Special Messages: I go to the woods (Max Silvestri)

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    I love you like L.A. loves to riot

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    Nothing Steve Jobs ever creates could fully replace you in my life

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    You make me happy enough to foolishly consider decreasing the dosage of my medication

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    I'm gravely concerned about how well our relationship is going

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    I can't believe I'm still completely attracted to you after all these weeks

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    I'd endure a yoga class for you

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    Being around you makes me want to briefly stop compulsively checking all forms of digital communication

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    Now that we've slept together, prepare yourself for the gentlemanly, obligatory next-day phone call

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    Thanks for never suggesting we just be friends

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    I respect your need to take things slow and am willing to wait however long it takes to hurt you

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    I'd never even consider scalping tickets to your memorial service for under $25,000

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    There's no limit to how many frequent flier miles I'd try using to visit you

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    The fact that I follow you on Twitter but you don't follow me is further proof you're not willing to put any effort into this relationship

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    I feel like I could listen to you forever in 140-character-or-less increments

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    You're one of the few people I would consider hugging directly after a Bikram Yoga class

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