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    I'd inch through an elaborate maze of dial prompts in order to speak to you.

    I'd inch through an elaborate maze of dial prompts in order to speak to you

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    You put the 'You' in Fuck You.

    You put the "You" in Fuck You.

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    I'd ejaculate into a cup for you.

    I'd ejaculate into a cup for you

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    I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with.

    I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in a dysfunctional relationship with

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    I like you even more than you like seemingly random crap on Facebook.

    I like you even more than you like seemingly random crap on Facebook

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    My vibrator and I are looking for a third.

    My vibrator and I are looking for a third.

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    I love you even more than Mel Gibson hates your people.

    I love you even more than Mel Gibson hates your people.

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    Special Messages: You and me make sense (Max Silvestri).

    Special Messages: You and me make sense (Max Silvestri)

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    Special Messages: I go to the woods (Max Silvestri).

    Special Messages: I go to the woods (Max Silvestri)

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    I love you like L.A. loves to riot.

    I love you like L.A. loves to riot

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    I'm happy we're at a point in our relationship where you have told me about all the things I had already read about you on the internet.

    I'm happy we're at a point in our relationship where you have told me about all the things I had already read about you on the internet.

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    I know you enjoy doggy-style the best because you can't stand to see someone else having a good time.

    I know you enjoy doggy-style the best because you can't stand to see someone else having a good time.

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    I'm not worried about you going out without me cause you get too drunk to have sex anyway.

    I'm not worried about you going out without me cause you get too drunk to have sex anyway

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    You make me happy enough to foolishly consider decreasing the dosage of my medication.

    You make me happy enough to foolishly consider decreasing the dosage of my medication

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    I just want you to know that Amish you.

    I just want you to know that Amish you.

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    I'm gravely concerned about how well our relationship is going.

    I'm gravely concerned about how well our relationship is going

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    I can't believe I'm still completely attracted to you after all these weeks.

    I can't believe I'm still completely attracted to you after all these weeks

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    I'd endure a yoga class for you.

    I'd endure a yoga class for you

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    Being around you makes me want to briefly stop compulsively checking all forms of digital communication.

    Being around you makes me want to briefly stop compulsively checking all forms of digital communication

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    Now that we've slept together, prepare yourself for the gentlemanly, obligatory next-day phone call.

    Now that we've slept together, prepare yourself for the gentlemanly, obligatory next-day phone call

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