• refine by:
sort-by: Most Popular | Newest
  •  

    I enjoyed watching Joffrey die as much as Joffrey enjoyed watching people die.

    I enjoyed watching Joffrey die as much as Joffrey enjoyed watching people die.

  •  

    Let's all say goodbye to a show that will be on multiple channels every night for the next 20 years.

    Let's all say goodbye to a show that will be on multiple channels every night for the next 20 years.

  •  

    I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life this year.

    I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life this year

  •  

    I'm not going to rehab until Don Draper does.

    I'm not going to rehab until Don Draper does

  •  

    Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.

    Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.

  •  

    Nothing on True Detective is more disturbing and mind-boggling than the hotness of the women Woody Harrelson sleeps with.

    Nothing on True Detective is more disturbing and mind-boggling than the hotness of the women Woody Harrelson sleeps with.

  •  

    Your enthusiasm for Shark Week scares me more than sharks.

    Your enthusiasm for Shark Week scares me more than sharks.

  •  

    Congratulations to The Office on seven or so seasons of laughs.

    Congratulations to The Office on seven or so seasons of laughs.

  •  

    You're as irresistible to me as whipped cream shots are to Betty Francis.

    You're as irresistible to me as whipped cream shots are to Betty Francis.

  •  

    I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the cast of Jersey Shore.

    I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the cast of Jersey Shore

  •  

    You've put more thought and analysis into True Detective than you have our entire relationship.

    You've put more thought and analysis into True Detective than you have our entire relationship.

  •  

    I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.

    I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.

  •  

    I'd be lying if I said I was 100 percent sure Breaking and Bad aren't elements on the periodic table.

    I'd be lying if I said I was 100 percent sure Breaking and Bad aren't elements on the periodic table.

  •  

    May your teaching job someday lead to something as lucrative as being a murderous meth overlord.

    May your teaching job someday lead to something as lucrative as being a murderous meth overlord.

  •  

    Congratulations on overcoming your fear of watching graphic sex scenes involving Steve Buscemi.

    Congratulations on overcoming your fear of watching graphic sex scenes involving Steve Buscemi

  •  

    I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.

    I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him

  •  

    Let's celebrate Shark Week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us.

    Let's celebrate Shark Week by drinking like fish and making people run away from us.

  •  

    Here's to The Office ending on TV and living forever on screens used to kill time on airplanes.

    Here's to The Office ending on TV and living forever on screens used to kill time on airplanes.

  •  

    You and your friends remind me of a funnier and much less exciting version of the guys from Entourage.

    You and your friends remind me of a funnier and much less exciting version of the guys from Entourage

  •  

    Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique.

    Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique.

DON'T MISS THIS