


Sorry your severance package was $30 million less than Conan's

I promise to never treat you like NBC does its late-night hosts

My funniest Tonight Show memory of the last 17 years is Conan's resignation letter

I'm relieved most of the black family on Curb Your Enthusiasm left before Michael Richards arrives

TV has destroyed the attention span I need to sit through a full show on TV

I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire