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    Sorry NBC had the nerve to stop airing a show that you and dozens of other people loved.

    Sorry NBC had the nerve to stop airing a show that you and dozens of other people loved

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    Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad.

    Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad

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    Congratulations to Two and a Half Men on successfully maintaining its astonishingly low standards.

    Congratulations to Two and a Half Men on successfully maintaining its astonishingly low standards

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    Two and a Half Men just pulled ahead of Charlie Sheen in my dead pool.

    Two and a Half Men just pulled ahead of Charlie Sheen in my dead pool

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    It's a good sign we're winning the War on Terror when jihadists resort to going after David Letterman.

    It's a good sign we're winning the War on Terror when jihadists resort to going after David Letterman

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    Congratulations to Conan on not getting replaced by the guy he replaced.

    Congratulations to Conan on not getting replaced by the guy he replaced

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    Sorry the cast of Jersey Shore went to Italy and you can't even afford to go to the Jersey Shore.

    Sorry the cast of Jersey Shore went to Italy and you can't even afford to go to the Jersey Shore

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    I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.

    I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government

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    You're as important to this office as Walter White is to a meth lab.

    You're as important to this office as Walter White is to a meth lab

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    I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life this year.

    I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life this year

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    I wish Oprah had retired before discovering Dr. Phil.

    I wish Oprah had retired before discovering Dr. Phil

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    I'll get over Oprah's show ending as soon as Oprah tells me to.

    I'll get over Oprah's show ending as soon as Oprah tells me to

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    It's time to say goodbye to the talk show host who will be missed by everyone except the employed.

    It's time to say goodbye to the talk show host who will be missed by everyone except the employed

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    I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.

    I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him

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    I'll start watching The Wire if you stop pretending you're a savant for watching The Wire.

    I'll start watching The Wire if you stop pretending you're a savant for watching The Wire.

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    The only person conceivably more insane than Charlie Sheen is anyone upset by the cancellation of Two and a Half Men.

    The only person conceivably more insane than Charlie Sheen is anyone upset by the cancellation of Two and a Half Men

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    I'm concerned that your enjoyment of Jersey shore is bordering on non-ironic.

    I'm concerned that your enjoyment of Jersey shore is bordering on non-ironic.

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    I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy.

    I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy

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    I always hoped the unfathomably shitty writing and acting would be the reason production halted on Two and a Half Men.

    I always hoped the unfathomably shitty writing and acting would be the reason production halted on Two and a Half Men

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    The only thing that could get me to watch Skins is the media constantly reminding me about the rampant teenage sex on Skins.

    The only thing that could get me to watch Skins is the media constantly reminding me about the rampant teenage sex on Skins

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