


I'm relieved most of the black family on Curb Your Enthusiasm left before Michael Richards arrives

TV has destroyed the attention span I need to sit through a full show on TV

I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire

I will always hold the new 90210 to the same abysmally low standards of the original

I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder
I think Alec Baldwin's brilliance on 30 Rock more than makes up for calling his 11-year-old daughter a "thoughtless little pig"
Toxic friendships, career futility, brazen alcohol abuse, and a reckless love life seemed like poor choices until I saw It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
You and your friends remind me of a funnier and much less exciting version of the guys from Entourage
I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire
I enjoy watching TV with you in separate locations