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    I'm concerned that your enjoyment of Jersey shore is bordering on non-ironic.

    I'm concerned that your enjoyment of Jersey shore is bordering on non-ironic.

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    I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy.

    I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy

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    I always hoped the unfathomably shitty writing and acting would be the reason production halted on Two and a Half Men.

    I always hoped the unfathomably shitty writing and acting would be the reason production halted on Two and a Half Men

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    You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.

    You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.

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    I blame Jay Leno for my guilt over not actually liking Conan.

    I blame Jay Leno for my guilt over not actually liking Conan

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    Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.

    Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.

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    Be careful when tuning in to Conan that you don't accidentally tune in to George Lopez.

    Be careful when tuning in to Conan that you don't accidentally tune in to George Lopez

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    I'm not going to rehab until Don Draper does.

    I'm not going to rehab until Don Draper does

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    Congratulations on overcoming your fear of watching graphic sex scenes involving Steve Buscemi.

    Congratulations on overcoming your fear of watching graphic sex scenes involving Steve Buscemi

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    I'm excited all the shows I record and don't have time to watch won Emmys.

    I'm excited all the shows I record and don't have time to watch won Emmys

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    I can't change the channel when those stupid Snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and don't want my arms to get cold.

    I can't change the channel when those stupid Snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and don't want my arms to get cold.

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    Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week.

    Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week

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    I'd love to see a crossover show with Jersey Shore and Shark Week.

    I'd love to see a crossover show with Jersey Shore and Shark Week

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    Despite recent events, the cast of Jersey Shore may still be the worst thing to show up on a Florida beach.

    Despite recent events, the cast of Jersey Shore may still be the worst thing to show up on a Florida beach

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    Working hard to fulfill your dreams could someday make you not as famous as the cast of Jersey Shore.

    Working hard to fulfill your dreams could someday make you not as famous as the cast of Jersey Shore

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    I prefer Mad Men's misogyny, racism, and anti-semitism to Mel Gibson's.

    I prefer Mad Men's misogyny, racism, and anti-semitism to Mel Gibson's

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    I'm not interested in whether Al Gore slept with Larry David's ex-wife until it's on Curb Your Enthusiam.

    I'm not interested in whether Al Gore slept with Larry David's ex-wife until it's on Curb Your Enthusiam

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    Lets get together for the Lost finale and reminisce about the days when Lost made any sense whatsoever.

    Lets get together for the Lost finale and reminisce about the days when Lost made any sense whatsoever

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    I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't.

    I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't

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    I can't wait for the ending of you telling me to watch Lost.

    I can't wait for the ending of you telling me to watch Lost

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