

Would you rather watch a half-hour comedy than take care of children? Then you'll love our Sons of Tucson cards! http://some.ly/9uMvW7
@VanitySized Good call, didn't think of that. I guess we can try Friendster.
If you think Twitter is bragging but are afraid to say so because Twitter is listening, let's discuss it on Facebook. http://some.ly/byByoG
Does anyone think Twitter sometimes says it's over capacity just to brag?
I'm not getting married unless there are someecards glued to guests' water bottles [someecards blog] http://some.ly/b6ftd3
REMINDER! Let people know you'll be forgetting daylight savings this weekend: http://some.ly/a39SNZ
I'd love to have your child someday when your life stops resembling that of a child. http://bit.ly/bMpzBo #SonsofTucson
An excellent benefit of Facebook's birthday notifications: http://some.ly/a9KIER (user card by "calderasfarm")
Having kids is the perfect way to meet the attractive teachers of kids. http://some.ly/cmI4c0
A Matt Damon action movie about WMDs in Iraq may be the only way for Bush to comprehend what happened there. http://some.ly/bl30hd
My self-esteem comes from not responding to people who contact me on dating sites. http://some.ly/d8qAGl
@bavarianpretzel For one, we're self-loathing Jews. Secondly, we can't technically create cards aimed at people under 18.
Get ready to show your lack of environmentalism next Wednesday! http://some.ly/bBmRNE
The tragedy of Oscars memorial montages: http://some.ly/bXCMZZ
Ironically following @justinbieber is causing the profound and needless suffering of someecards employees. God help us.
@StephenAtHome http://www.someecards.com/lent-cards/id-consider-following-christ-if-he-was-on-twitter
You're not any less lovable than someone with a real job. http://some.ly/cZYEWy
Tell your non-Undercover Boss how you feel: http://some.ly/bqgfiN
What shirt will you be vomiting on this St. Patrick's Day? http://some.ly/dg2qo3
More suspicious Bieber behavior via our friends at Funny Or Die: http://some.ly/boW3er