Would you rather read an ecard that mentions Hitler or all of Mein Kampf in Spanish? Only one is in the app store! http://bit.ly/3Y50A2
And if you do go out tonight, keep this card handy for tomorrow: http://bit.ly/3o7hjL
I'd consider going out tonight if I wasn't so tired from thinking about how to get out of going out tonight. http://bit.ly/qkoxC
Our store sale is still totally going on! Get 10% off orders of $25 or more (with coupon code SOMETHANKS10) http://bit.ly/2pFFF
For the bandwagon Yankee fan in your life: http://bit.ly/2S07bS
Sorry Jimmy Rollins' prediction was off by a game and a team. http://bit.ly/zi7CO
Congratulations to the Yankees on winning as many championships this decade as the Red Sox. http://bit.ly/3qpNB8
My first baseman sucks slightly less than yours this World Series. http://bit.ly/1zohjI
The reality of fake orgasms: http://bit.ly/Wouaa (user card by hellobluemonday)
Sorry my seasonal affective disorder lasts all year round. http://bit.ly/44oJIu
The most romantic words you could ever tweet: http://bit.ly/1beORo
New invite for problem-drinking party hosts: http://bit.ly/2JY05w
PRE-THANKSGIVING STORE SALE! From today until Sunday, get 10% off orders of $25 or more (with coupon code SOMETHANKS10) http://bit.ly/2pFFF
New wedding/engagement invites! Opposite sex: http://bit.ly/48jnmh Same-sex: http://bit.ly/J32ls
To anyone who survived yesterday's 26.2 mile run: http://bit.ly/2AEOC7
@jcnork Sure, can you write to feedback@someecards.com? They'll help you figure it out.
Most endearing and creepiest someecards-related Halloween costume ever! http://bit.ly/3h4zD7
Send Halloween cards and invites to everyone who'll likely stop talking to you after seeing your behavior on Halloween! http://bit.ly/xgpa5
BREAKING CARD: Use terrible umpire calls to your advantage! http://bit.ly/1i9wab
@RochelleDK Thanks Rochelle! We really respect your boobs!
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Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt