

I wish Oprah had given us less than 94 weeks' notice [new blog posting with new card!] http://bit.ly/6GLHN2
A bunch of someecards t-shirts are on sale for $10 until, for some reason, one minute before midnight! http://bit.ly/6aQkaA
Need a definition for “reading Sarah Palin's memoir while having unprotected anal sex.” List them here: http://bit.ly/hascs
NOTE: Wikipedia has been updated to reflect the diverse usages of “Going Rogue” http://bit.ly/hascs
New user card for gals who have a habit of going rogue! http://bit.ly/2dLhe
Does anyone know if “going rogue” is British slang for unprotected anal sex? Tell us here please: http://bit.ly/1axg3y We're not joking.
If you haven't noticed, we're going to be blogging more often! So if you have something post-worthy, email us anytime: blog@someecards.com
Why Taylor Swift will be no competition for someecards http://bit.ly/1KO4ov
Debating Feeble Literature: Is our postcard book more substantial than Sarah Palin's memoir? http://bit.ly/UYxZQ
For the love of god, please put any comments about whacking off during the movie on our site! http://bit.ly/3FdD0W
The countdown to you masturbating after seeing New Moon has begun! Details here: http://bit.ly/3FdD0W
New card, blog posting, and compilation video on bestselling author Sarah Palin! http://bit.ly/3wELFS
How do you explain Twitter to a singer/rapper who's brand new to it and, for some reason, asking someecards? http://bit.ly/3IeWLL
Living in a world without new episodes of Mad Men « someecards blog http://bit.ly/3Wr3bU
Important legal information for middle-aged women interested in sleeping with 17-year-old movie stars « someecards blog http://bit.ly/1jchTp
It's the perfect day to let someone know you haven't unfriended them « someecards blog http://bit.ly/4B9dr6
Please stop making us look at the chest, shoulder, and back hair of terrorist mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. http://bit.ly/2dsxAg [blog]
If you're tired of discussing my nightmarish relationship, I'd love the opportunity to begin discussing... http://bit.ly/QqUlH
Thanks for the terrifyingly vague, random, and mildly hostile piece of feedback, Lidia! http://bit.ly/1kOq5b
I hope "New Moon" and "Modern Warfare 2" stop being Trending Topics so I can stop feeling like a pedophile lurking on MySpace.
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Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt