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Sorry I thoroughly enjoy distracting you from your studies
Sorry you've made the terrible mistake of accepting someone as lonely as me as your Facebook friend
Sorry your Facebook Wall joke fell flat even in the empty silence of the Internet
Sorry I picked a place you couldn't afford for our first date
Sorry I started dating the person I was going to set you up with
Sorry I ruined summer
Sorry we used the entire tab of your two-hour open bar in 12 minutes
I hope we can set aside our past differences and ultimately create new ones
Sorry my Internet shorthand took you so long to comprehend
Sorry my behavior was disturbing even by webcam standards
Sorry I left a shit stain on your vibrator
Sorry for the misunderstanding and blue balls
Sorry my seasonal affective disorder lasts all year round
Sorry I sporadically neglect your testicles during lovemaking
Sorry your high metabolism makes it difficult to be your friend
Sorry you're eventually going to have to see me naked
Sorry I didn't realize you wanted me to behave like a completely different person around your friends
Sorry you were confused or frightened by the name of my sketch or improv group
Sorry I occasionally forget to add email attachments
Sorry I bet on you in a dead pool
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