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Just curious if you'd like to pay me tens of millions of dollars for pictures of my new baby
Thanks for not denying paternity
We're, or more specifically, I'm pregnant
Congratulations on your baby not swallowing a toy truck
I handle my infant with the same tenderness I'd give three magazines
I'd be happy to show you how to dress like a fat person
Congratulations on having a baby and shifting a significant percentage of your workload to me
I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off
Let me know how I can support you and your rapidly growing breasts
I promise to come see the baby before it goes to college
I actually want to have another baby
Our baby's first words were different from what we wanted
Let's ridicule our friend's baby
What you need is a grueling slideshow of my baby in countless poses and outfits
Come see my baby's new genitals
Let's quickly find someone to impregnate you
I still don't completely understand how babies are made
Someday I want to adopt an Asian baby with you
I'm so proud of my sperm
Let's spoil the shit out of our child
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