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I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about
This Bastille Day, let's be even more pretentious about ordering wine
Let's celebrate the last time the French showed any balls
In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois
Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it
My historical knowledge of the French Revolution is based on 17 viewings of History of the World, Part I
If you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities
Happy Bastille Day to someone still stuck in a monarchy
This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person

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