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Thanks for getting me a gift I don't actually have to return
I'm still confused by the story of Christmas
I hope your Christmas display doesn't incinerate your home and loved ones
I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel sexually violated
You're a hard person to half-assedly shop for
Thank fucking god we're not poor
Your gift to me was so wonderful that I think you've been cheating
I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve
Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords
There's nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder
Enjoy the holiday that's technically not yours
I can't wait to have a flamboyantly dressed stranger grope my children
I was touched by your attempt to wrap my gift
All I want for Christmas is free access to the Web's finest bukkake sites
Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food
You're obliged to love what I made you
I want a menorah for Christmas
Let's talk about volunteering at a homeless shelter but not actually do it
It's the time of the year to start dropping hints at what you want for Christmas
Let's not break up until after the holidays
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