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	sort by: earth day I'm doing my part to save the planet by occasionally using method hand soap I conceal a lack of worldliness by pretending to care about my carbon footprint It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag I oppose preserving civilization because I have a better chance of getting laid in a post-apocalyptic world If you commit suicide today, try to use a method other than carbon monoxide asphyxiation I conserve electricity by having my power forcefully shut off If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet Tonight I'm going to recycle my beer bottles instead of throwing them out the car window I admire your determination to save the planet despite your inability to save a houseplant A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand This Earth Day, let's use as little energy as possible Let's do our part for the environment by eating a non-endangered species Let's pretend we can function without modern electronics I'm hoping our observance of Earth Day will make polar bears hate us less Let's recycle cliches about taking action on global warming I'm helping improve the environment by shitting outdoors This is the day to appreciate all of god's creatures except annoying humans who love animals too much Sometimes I wish I could make love to the environment Carpe diem before the glaciers drown us This Earth Day, take a break from being a selfish, gas-guzzling prick max cards per page: 1 2 next

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