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Dad, you're going to love what a reputable retailer suggested I get you for Father's Day
Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me
Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies
Dad, just want you to know I'm still not above competing for your love
You're the greatest weekend dad ever
Dad, thanks for pushing me to become a slightly better than mediocre athlete
Dad, I feel much closer to you now that fatherhood has devastated us both
Dad, thanks for not raising me in a religious sect that would have technically made me your sister-in-law
This Father's Day, I'd like to treat you to some well-earned solitude
This Father's Day, let's engage in the stereotypical male pastime of your choosing
This day makes me realize how glad I am you couldn't convince mom to blow you
Sorry I tricked you into taking me shopping on Father's Day
Dad, thanks for giving me my first beer and paying for my first rehab
Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat
I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for
Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman
I hope your Father's Day is even more relaxing than every other day of your highly sedentary existence
Happy Father's Day from your little mistake
Let's agree this card fully covers any and all responsibility to express male intimacy on Father's Day
You're the world's greatest dad although my frame of reference is limited
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