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Your lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive
Just an FYI that you're dead to me unless you ask me out again in which case I love you
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations
I view each and every one of your glaring red flags as a personal challenge
We'd be perfect together because we both like being alone
I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards
If you had male genitalia, I'd do extensive research on the art of fellatio
I wish you'd taken the time to Google me
I'd love to awkwardly sway with you at an outdoor concert
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim
I hope someday we're divorced at the same time
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios
Meeting you was like a moment from a non-pornographic movie
When you're with me, your beverages are roofie-free
Your username is making me hesitant to flirt with you
If you were a pop-up ad, I wouldn't mind if the advertisers purposefully made you difficult to close
I have faith that our relationship can make our relationship problems disappear
Let's date until our self-esteem returns to a manageable level
Let's temporarily stop communicating to ensure we'll have something to talk about tonight
Sorry I overshared on our first date
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