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mother's day

Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically
Thanks for putting your dreams on hold so I could fail miserably at piano
Sorry I made you a mother and ruined our fun
Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any
Let's celebrate my spermatozoa being able to penetrate your fallopian tubes and fertilize an egg
Thanks for helping me learn from your mistakes with men
Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom
I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook
Dad was incredibly lucky to have you before the marriage crumbled
Mother's Day never feels like a chore because I know someday you'll be dead
I credit who I am today to you filling me with self-esteem and prescription stimulants
Thanks for marrying a rich guy
I hope a mediocre Mother's Day brunch can help negate 364 days of smug ingratitude
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional
Thanks for letting me take credit for how well you've raised our kids
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child
Mom, thanks for never sleeping with any of my friends who thought you were hot
Grandmom, I hope your Mother's Day is filled with joy and the wherewithal to click a link and view this card
You're one of my favorite parents
Thanks for not getting divorced
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