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Let's hope at least the movie version of George W. Bush is accountable for his unrelenting eight-year global shitstorm
Due to the Bush Administration's economic policies, I can barely afford to see W.
George W. Bush may be the most terrifying movie character since Hannibal Lecter
I think the most offensive thing about Tropic Thunder is that it made Tom Cruise sort of cool again
Sorry your years of hard work weren't as fruitful as Robert Downey, Jr.'s years of snorting smack
Just a reminder not to laugh out loud during Tropic Thunder if you're going with a mentally retarded black person
Even other X-Philes are disturbed by my vast knowledge of Gillian Anderson's recent work
Sorry I assumed you were a fan of The X-Files
I'll act out your most perverted Mulder and Scully fantasy if you spare me from having to see The X-Files movie
The X-Files was more fun when the government wasn't actually spying on us
Before we see the movie, let me walk you through my haunting and incomprehensible theories on The X-Files
The only thing scarier to me than watching Heath Ledger's performance is not liking Heath Ledger's performance
Based on the trailers, I can't quite tell if Batman is in the new Batman movie
I'm very quietly as excited for The Dark Knight as everyone else
I can't wait to see what stands to be the most devastatingly bleak popcorn movie in history
I wonder if Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight is as creepy as the studio's exploitation of it
Let's smugly take in a summer blockbuster and accidentally love it
Nothing would piss off The Hulk more than a second shitty movie about The Hulk
Let's observe a moment of silence for Mike Myers' sense of humor
I fear liking Sex and the City could be the final nail in my heterosexual coffin
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