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The total number of celebrities at my Oscar party will be zero
There Will Be Blood is an unforgettable masterpiece I pray to god I never have to sit through again
I hope Best Picture goes to the movie I'm least ambivalent towards
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy
I'm rooting for Atonement because of an unsubstantiated rumor that Keira Knightly shows her tits
Sorry I made you see that critically acclaimed movie
You should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men
I think the dark horse for best actor is Viggo Mortensen's cock

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