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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office
Sorry you live in a disaster-prone area during a disaster-prone presidential administration
I'd love to hear your Burning Man tips on staying hydrated in 105F weather during a 192-hour drug orgy
Burning Man is a symbol of our freedom to get wasted enough to appreciate abominable works of art
You could conceivably be the first person to do something completely unacceptable at Burning Man
At Burning Man, I hope your geodesic dome doesn't get run over by a kinetic sculpture
I'm leaning towards being naked at Burning Man even though it means almost certain death for my pale ass
Sorry the untrendy location of your summer home forces you to tell people how much you cherish getting away from it all
And now I will attempt to convince you that leaving windows open is as satisfying as air conditioning
I can't stop thinking about you ever since I remembered your building has a roof deck
I'd love to discuss joining a summer athletic league as long as it doesn't result in us joining a summer athletic league
Enjoy your Summer Friday while I'm working maniacally to stomp you in the rat race
Just wanted to extend an invitation to be jealous of my pool any time you like
Let's get a four-hour head start on rush hour traffic that begins four hours early
I've earned my Summer Friday this week by working so hard I'm too tired to enjoy my Summer Friday
I think The Hamptons are a bit pretentious unless you're planning to invite me there
I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned
I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me
The immense, awe-inspiring power of the sun will once again be no match for my summer depression
I suggest the high price of gas as a timely excuse to deflect summer house invitations
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