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Sorry a complete stranger is privy to your yeast infection
I just realized we're too old to be the young guys cougars would consider for filthy intergenerational sex
Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports-related
Sorry your compelling company name is impossible to spell, pronounce, or remember
Sorry your car is a piece of shit
Sorry your career choice required changing your name to something not Jewish-sounding
Sorry you can't vote because of your felony conviction
Sorry a self-help book has made you temporarily insane
Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired
Sorry you've gone batshit bonkers
My condolences on losing your balls
Sorry, without any irony
Sorry your professional team's success didn't make your city any less bush-league
Sorry I can't empathize with the pain over your team losing
Sorry that guy you dumped is now rich and famous
Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again
Sorry you have a .net
Let me know if you want to have a serious talk peppered with humorous movie quotes
Maybe you'll feel better knowing I won money on your team's loss
Sorry your vacation will eventually end
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