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valentine's day

You make my heart beat entirely too fast
Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first
As fuck buddies, we should fuck this Valentine's Day
Hug a loner this Valentine's Day
Let's ironically celebrate Valentine's Day by going on a date
My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves
This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words
I'm going to be romantically spontaneous on this pre-determined holiday of romantic expression
This Valentine's Day, prepare to endure even more PDA than usual
This is the most special of the estimated one billion cards that will be sent this Valentine's Day
I'm so happy I happen to be dating someone in February
Let's spend Valentine's Day alone together
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity
This is the perfect night to troll the city for undatable alcoholics
Commercializing our sacred love is the least we can do for our country
Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men
Let's celebrate Van Halentine's Day this year
Happy Valentine's Day and Black History Month to my African American lover
Let's make this the gayest Valentine's Day ever
There simply must be a correlation between quantity of chocolate purchased and anal sex permitted
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