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I'd be honored if you would consider affixing your last name to mine with a hyphen
Please don't sit me at a loser table
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend
Thanks for patiently observing us go through the motions of matrimony
Being married should free up your time to find me a husband
We'll always cherish the item we exchanged your gift for
Thanks for believing I can conceivably fill the "plus one" and not mocking me when I can't
I'll always consider you a dear friend who tends to put out at lavish social functions
I wish I could remember all the weddings that ensured I'm not invited to any more weddings
Sorry I'm too old to have a disgusting bachelor party
You'll never guess what I got you from your registry of pre-selected gifts
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you
Just a reminder that our wedding's coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants
I can't wait for you to meet my flavor-of-the-month boyfriend on the most important day of your life
You almost made the cut of people we feel bad about not inviting
Sorry I spent three seconds reviewing the wedding invitation you spent three months on
Do me the honor of being my trophy wife
It'll be great to catch up when you finally RSVP
I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception
Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple
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