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    Birthplace of pronounceable last names.

    Birthplace of pronounceable last names.

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    We've got the good kind of crabs!

    We've got the good kind of crabs!

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    Birthplace of your lung cancer.

    Birthplace of your lung cancer.

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    Sadder than anyone about Breaking Bad coming to an end.

    Sadder than anyone about Breaking Bad coming to an end.

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    Where there may very well still be people trapped on roofs.

    Where there may very well still be people trapped on roofs.

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    Mostly living in the 21st century.

    Mostly living in the 21st century.

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    The studio apartment of states.

    The studio apartment of states.

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    Torn between being a shitty midwestern state and a shitty northeastern state.

    Torn between being a shitty midwestern state and a shitty northeastern state.

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    Like if Applebee's were a state.

    Like if Applebee's were a state.

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    What we lack in hospitable climate we make up for in residents never having to scroll through a state dropdown menu.

    What we lack in hospitable climate we make up for in residents never having to scroll through a state dropdown menu.

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    Birthplace of Clinton's sexual harassment suits.

    Birthplace of Clinton's sexual harassment suits.

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    Accents as thick as the cheddary plaque in our arteries.

    Accents as thick as the cheddary plaque in our arteries.

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    Making it impossible to say you're from Washington without having to further clarify.

    Making it impossible to say you're from Washington without having to further clarify.

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    Home of the nation's most beautiful desolate prairies.

    Home of the nation's most beautiful desolate prairies.

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    Like if Whole Foods were a state.

    Like if Whole Foods were a state.

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    Old, white and immovable, just like the people who occupy it.

    Old, white and immovable, just like the people who occupy it.

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    Where America's dreamers settle for doing porn.

    Where America's dreamers settle for doing porn.

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    A wonderful place to enjoy the beach or die of old age.

    A wonderful place to enjoy the beach or die of old age.

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    More than just Chicago, but not more than just Chicago and farms.

    More than just Chicago, but not more than just Chicago and farms.

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    Where cars are both made and lived-in.

    Where cars are both made and lived-in.

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