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Friendship
I'd be glad to accept your friend request...just as soon as I can get home and update my privacy settings.
FEBRUARY 23RD, 2012
5.00 (3 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Facebook: making interacting with coworkers even more awkward.
FEBRUARY 23RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Baby Shower
You are invited to a baby shower. Light refreshments will be served as your uterus is made to feel inadequate.
FEBRUARY 12TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I have something very important to tell you...as soon as I can catch a red light and hit 'send.'
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
I'm a dreamer. I dream of the day I can wear a skirt in June, walk a block, and not start forest fires with my thighs.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
Friendship is not choking the shit out of you when you complain that your size 0s are a little snug.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Graduation
Congratulations on not choosing edible body glitter and clear heels!
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Flirting
I like you enough to turn on the exhaust fan in the bathroom.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Family
Blood is thicker than water. It can also clot and cause sudden death.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Baby
Congratulations on having a baby that I will repeatedly decline to hold.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Apology
I'm sorry you're actually expecting an apology.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
