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Courtesy Hello
I am Lost without you! Leave your Jersey Shore, bring all your Baggage, I'll meet you at the Airport. Come Dine With Me - is it a Deal or No Deal?
APRIL 18TH, 2011
1.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Cock Watching.
MARCH 20TH, 2011
2.33 (3 votes)
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Encouragement
Cocky.
MARCH 20TH, 2011
2.00 (3 votes)
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Encouragement
3rd Cock From The Son.
MARCH 20TH, 2011
2.00 (4 votes)
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Encouragement
Cock Around The Clock.
MARCH 20TH, 2011
2.00 (4 votes)
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Encouragement
Rock Around The Cock.
MARCH 20TH, 2011
3.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
I may be some time.
MARCH 15TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Lent
Having thought long and hard about it I have decided my pious sacrifice for Lent should be to give up my celibacy.
MARCH 13TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Lent
Just so that you know, I am giving up fidelity for Lent.
MARCH 13TH, 2011
3.00 (1 votes)
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Cry for Help
Still whining. Every day is just filled with whining. I whine so radically in my underwear before my first cup of coffee it is scary.
MARCH 6TH, 2011
3.50 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
Be grateful every day that you have a home, food to eat, your health, people who love you, freedom of speech and free porn!
MARCH 6TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Thinking of You
When you are so far away I just don't have it in me.
MARCH 6TH, 2011
4.50 (2 votes)
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Cry for Help
Dear Florida, please don't get into the 'Moaning Ring' regarding your fuel prices, 'bad' weather or poor service staff, as it is a fight you cannot win. Regards, Britain.
MARCH 6TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
It has been so long I think I am becoming a virgin again.
MARCH 6TH, 2011
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Come to Britain, where we eat offal, drink warm beer, use words like 'numpty' and have more weather than you can shake a trident at.
FEBRUARY 28TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Workplace
Yes sir, I see now what caused the technical issue. Basically you are a dumb-ass who should never be allowed near anything with buttons.
FEBRUARY 27TH, 2011
4.67 (3 votes)
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Flirting
What have you done today to make you stand proud.
FEBRUARY 26TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Never had a date that didn't inflate.
FEBRUARY 26TH, 2011
3.67 (3 votes)
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Thinking of You
You don't appreciate me anywhere near enough.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2011
3.00 (1 votes)
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Thinking of You
We have to stop meeting like this.
FEBRUARY 25TH, 2011
0.00 (0 votes)
