If you were trying to bring sexy back, you have failed miserably.
Dear Slut, Has your left leg ever met your right leg?
I believe this belongs up your ass.
It's not that I don't like you really, it's just I really don't like you.
It's not that I don'y really like you, it's just that I don't Really like you.
It's hard to face reality when reality is your face.
Checking the "some college" on your application doesn't mean you have Class.
It's not that I don't really like you..it's just I really don't like you.
Just because you were that size in highschool, doesn't mean you should be wearing it now.
I'm sorry the One Size fits All, didn't fit.
The only way you're ever looking thinner is if you are sucked into a black hole in space.
Thank you for being the example of what not to be once you are over the hill.
If it wasn't for your delusional fantasies you'd have no hope at all.
I just saved a bunch of money from dropping my mooching friends to non-mooching friends.
Maybe stalking people on Facebook would be a better description of your job title.
Too bad your salon can't find a color to dye your face pretty.
Yes, I have been diagnosed with Bitch. Ironically, it only flares up when you're around.
