I'm gonna just come right out and say it Miss Titlander. You're giving me a boner .
Open mine. It's your cat's severed head. Now stay the fuck away from my daddy !!!!
Well sir.... I find Mr. Romney to be a bit of a douche.
Skippin rope. Makin tits even more awesome.
Mommy says you breath too much.
what did you score that last hole dear ? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........
Hello, you have reached I don't give a fuck. Please hold.
and after we kick the shit out of Jimmy, we'll have TWO wagons.
Xtra !! Xtra !! I don't give a fuck !!
My mom says anal doesn't hurt at all.
No I'm not sick, I'm just not coming in.
So have you ever heard of a rusty trombone ?
Bacon socks. The worst invention ever.
I don't always kiss girls. But when I do, It gives me a boner.
No that's a banana. The viagra shouldn't kick in for another 20 minutes.
Was I supposed to give a fuck about that?
You dont look busy, Let's go drink some rum.
...well you keep looking, I'm gonna go take a shit.
