Blow me? Thanks. Happy Anniversary.
johhny's first porno. so THAT'S where babies come from.
RUN! The guy who's crotch this belongs in is right behind you... and he is PISSED.
My hair dresser is FAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!
www.pornhub.com FUUUUUUUCK YES.
Kids: Never play Cops and Robbers with a grown assed man in a police uniform.
You already know what time it is. Reach up in the drawer where the condoms is.
Here's to the bitch who brought the pot brownies.
Good morning ladies :) #afroman.
And God said "Let there be boobies." And He saw the boobies, and they were wonderful. - Reality 6:9.
Toto! The Wicked Witch of the West is sending evil flying monekys after us! #thatbitch.
I wish that waitress would get in my mouth. Wanna go to a movie or some shit?
Hey big daddy, I'm ready for ya..
That's right bitch. I said it. I can totally run faster horny than you can scared. Wanna race?
Hey you. Let's get baked. Because I kind of miss you. But mainly cuz I gots LOTSA good munchies.
I'm sorry for your loss. Truly. On a lighter note - I'd bang on your drum all day.
I smile because you can hear it through the phone. I fucking hate my job.
