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Workplace
Happy 65th birthday! You're officially too old to work as a diplomat unless you're a political appointee.
AUGUST 23RD, 2010
4.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
Do you think it is fair that I have to retire being your age and you don't?'
AUGUST 23RD, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Reminders
So I'm old at 65? Big deal! Just remembeeer: I am the only representative you have that the natives do not throw shoes at!
AUGUST 20TH, 2010
1.00 (2 votes)
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Workplace
I was forced out of the plane for no good reason; and Social Security recommends that I do not open this parachute until I turn 66! Aren't you dying to try this out?
AUGUST 20TH, 2010
1.00 (1 votes)
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Workplace
I speak three languages like a native, I'm at the peak of my career and you want me to go farm bees because I turned 65? Are you sure they won't sting me at 85?
APRIL 20TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I was at the top of my game when I was kicked out; too old at 65 they said. My replacement who only speak horsey 3 /3 got kicked by the horse the next day.
APRIL 20TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
One day I was a most competent officer with smarts and brains; the next day I was just a new 65 year old with smarts and brains who needs prompt removal.
APRIL 20TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Sign up for the best tour of your life with a non-bureau with the most brain, the most money and 80-hour workweeks. Join I'AfPak now!
MARCH 19TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
Reinventing oneself is so overrated. What am I supposed to with these props at our next overseas assignment?
MARCH 18TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Birthday
Happy 65th birthday! As always, we appreciate and value your service. Here's a pin, now get yourself out the airlock! Good Luck!
MARCH 18TH, 2010
0.00 (0 votes)
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Confession
I wrote my own performance review -- what do you mean, I can't promote myself? That is so unfair!
MARCH 18TH, 2010
2.50 (2 votes)
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Reminders
Honey, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean nobody is after you!
MARCH 18TH, 2010
4.50 (2 votes)