Fun size candy bars aren't any fun at all.
I wouldn't touch you with any length of pole.
If ever you need anything I will google around for ya.
Statistically you are below average.
Thank you for assuming that I had any interest at all in singing happy birthday to your kid.
Thank you for inviting me over for tea and the viewing of your sons foreskin.
Sorry your dog has more friends on his myspace page than you do on your facebook page.
I'm bi-curious as in when are you going to leave.
I am even more in love with your dog than I ever was with you.
I promise to always love you except on weekends.
Wanna play with my trowser snake?
I'd confide in you but I'd like to talk to someone else about you.
I was wondering if you could start doing things with someone else from now on.
You're exactly the man I never wanted but always ended up with.
If this heat wave weren't helping to reduce over populated areas I might have issues with it.
I'd like to exchange you for your brother.
I'm willing to regulate your medications in the future.
