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Cry for Help
Jose Canseco here, reminding all of you kids out there to stay away from drugs... ...and Al Gore. Stay away from him too.
MARCH 28TH, 2012
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Reminders
We do need to point out that having an iPhone and Instagram does not make you a professional photographer.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
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Apology
I sexted with you once over two years ago. Time to get over it and stop contacting me.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
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Workplace
I talk to other guys online while I'm at work because you're too boring the rest of the time.
MARCH 1ST, 2012
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Reminders
I think you should get tested.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Anniversary
Now that we have an annoying joint Facebook account, we should go over some ground rules.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Flirting
Remember son, ALWAYS get a pic before you meet.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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Thinking of You
I made a creepy collage of all the things that reminded me of you on Pinterest that you didn't realize I knew.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
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